Every client eventually asks us the same thing, and the honest answer is always a long, flat stare.
Experts agree that a barometer made of one irritated tail is essential. Experts also agree that this is a very long way of asking for a snack.
The Short Version, Told Slowly
We asked a customer for feedback. They looked at us, blinked slowly, and left a single hair on the form.
Our standard approach involves a barometer made of one irritated tail, followed by a radar that only tracks laser dots, followed by a brief and unexplained sprint.
If you have questions, our office hours are three to four in the morning, or whenever we feel like it.
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