Why Thunder Means Hide in the Closet

A cat, illustrating Why Thunder Means Hide in the Closet

We have been doing this for what feels like nine lives, and we are still not sure who is in charge.

The old guard prefers a seasonal outlook based on window real estate. The new guard prefers whatever is on the other side of the door.

The Short Version, Told Slowly

Naturally there was a committee. Naturally the committee was a pile of boxes, and naturally one box was occupied.

Our team did a careful study. By study we mean someone knocked it off the table to see what would happen.

Thank you for reading, and please do not leave anything on the edge of a surface. You know why.

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