At Purrfect Storm Weather Consulting, we try to keep things simple, which means we complicate them and then take a nap.
Our team did a careful study. By study we mean someone knocked it off the table to see what would happen.
The Short Version, Told Slowly
Our standard approach involves a radar that only tracks laser dots, followed by a barometer made of one irritated tail, followed by a brief and unexplained sprint.
We asked a customer for feedback. They looked at us, blinked slowly, and left a single hair on the form.
That is all for now. We are told there is a sunbeam going to waste, and a professional never lets that happen.
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