Purrfect Storm Weather Consulting

Category: Alerts

  • Cat Dances: Predicting Earthquakes

    Cat Dances: Predicting Earthquakes

    At Purrfect Storm Weather Consulting, we try to keep things simple, which means we complicate them and then take a nap.

    We asked a customer for feedback. They looked at us, blinked slowly, and left a single hair on the form.

    The Short Version, Told Slowly

    Our team did a careful study. By study we mean someone knocked it off the table to see what would happen.

    If you take only one thing from this, take this: a seasonal outlook based on window real estate is not a bug. It is the product.

    If you have questions, our office hours are three to four in the morning, or whenever we feel like it.

  • Windows Are Weather Screens

    Windows Are Weather Screens

    Every client eventually asks us the same thing, and the honest answer is always a long, flat stare.

    Naturally there was a committee. Naturally the committee was a pile of boxes, and naturally one box was occupied.

    The Short Version, Told Slowly

    The old guard prefers a radar that only tracks laser dots. The new guard prefers whatever is on the other side of the door.

    Our standard approach involves a seasonal outlook based on window real estate, followed by a barometer made of one irritated tail, followed by a brief and unexplained sprint.

    As always, results may vary, fur may transfer, and the management accepts no responsibility for the hairball.

  • Rain Is Coming: The Cat Washed Behind Its Ear

    Rain Is Coming: The Cat Washed Behind Its Ear

    At Purrfect Storm Weather Consulting, we try to keep things simple, which means we complicate them and then take a nap.

    Our team did a careful study. By study we mean someone knocked it off the table to see what would happen.

    The Short Version, Told Slowly

    Our standard approach involves a radar that only tracks laser dots, followed by a barometer made of one irritated tail, followed by a brief and unexplained sprint.

    We asked a customer for feedback. They looked at us, blinked slowly, and left a single hair on the form.

    That is all for now. We are told there is a sunbeam going to waste, and a professional never lets that happen.