Every client eventually asks us the same thing, and the honest answer is always a long, flat stare.
Naturally there was a committee. Naturally the committee was a pile of boxes, and naturally one box was occupied.
The Short Version, Told Slowly
The old guard prefers a radar that only tracks laser dots. The new guard prefers whatever is on the other side of the door.
Our standard approach involves a seasonal outlook based on window real estate, followed by a barometer made of one irritated tail, followed by a brief and unexplained sprint.
As always, results may vary, fur may transfer, and the management accepts no responsibility for the hairball.
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