Snow Day Forecast for the Food Bowl

A cat, illustrating Snow Day Forecast for the Food Bowl

We have been doing this for what feels like nine lives, and we are still not sure who is in charge.

We asked a customer for feedback. They looked at us, blinked slowly, and left a single hair on the form.

The Short Version, Told Slowly

The old guard prefers a barometer made of one irritated tail. The new guard prefers whatever is on the other side of the door.

Experts agree that a radar that only tracks laser dots is essential. Experts also agree that this is a very long way of asking for a snack.

As always, results may vary, fur may transfer, and the management accepts no responsibility for the hairball.

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