Purrfect Storm Weather Consulting

Tag: storms

  • Cat Dances: Predicting Earthquakes

    Cat Dances: Predicting Earthquakes

    At Purrfect Storm Weather Consulting, we try to keep things simple, which means we complicate them and then take a nap.

    We asked a customer for feedback. They looked at us, blinked slowly, and left a single hair on the form.

    The Short Version, Told Slowly

    Our team did a careful study. By study we mean someone knocked it off the table to see what would happen.

    If you take only one thing from this, take this: a seasonal outlook based on window real estate is not a bug. It is the product.

    If you have questions, our office hours are three to four in the morning, or whenever we feel like it.

  • Snow Day Forecast for the Food Bowl

    Snow Day Forecast for the Food Bowl

    We have been doing this for what feels like nine lives, and we are still not sure who is in charge.

    We asked a customer for feedback. They looked at us, blinked slowly, and left a single hair on the form.

    The Short Version, Told Slowly

    The old guard prefers a barometer made of one irritated tail. The new guard prefers whatever is on the other side of the door.

    Experts agree that a radar that only tracks laser dots is essential. Experts also agree that this is a very long way of asking for a snack.

    As always, results may vary, fur may transfer, and the management accepts no responsibility for the hairball.

  • Seven Day Outlook: Sun, Then a Slightly Different Sun

    Seven Day Outlook: Sun, Then a Slightly Different Sun

    Every client eventually asks us the same thing, and the honest answer is always a long, flat stare.

    Experts agree that a barometer made of one irritated tail is essential. Experts also agree that this is a very long way of asking for a snack.

    The Short Version, Told Slowly

    We asked a customer for feedback. They looked at us, blinked slowly, and left a single hair on the form.

    Our standard approach involves a barometer made of one irritated tail, followed by a radar that only tracks laser dots, followed by a brief and unexplained sprint.

    If you have questions, our office hours are three to four in the morning, or whenever we feel like it.