Nobody tells you this when you start out, but the real work begins around a Doppler map of the sunny spot.
Our standard approach involves a radar that only tracks laser dots, followed by a barometer made of one irritated tail, followed by a brief and unexplained sprint.
The Short Version, Told Slowly
Our team did a careful study. By study we mean someone knocked it off the table to see what would happen.
The old guard prefers a Doppler map of the sunny spot. The new guard prefers whatever is on the other side of the door.
As always, results may vary, fur may transfer, and the management accepts no responsibility for the hairball.
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