Storm Chasing, but the Storm Is the Vacuum

A cat, illustrating Storm Chasing, but the Storm Is the Vacuum

At Purrfect Storm Weather Consulting, we try to keep things simple, which means we complicate them and then take a nap.

Our standard approach involves a seasonal outlook based on window real estate, followed by a barometer made of one irritated tail, followed by a brief and unexplained sprint.

The Short Version, Told Slowly

We asked a customer for feedback. They looked at us, blinked slowly, and left a single hair on the form.

If you take only one thing from this, take this: a Doppler map of the sunny spot is not a bug. It is the product.

Thank you for reading, and please do not leave anything on the edge of a surface. You know why.

Comments

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *