Purrfect Storm Weather Consulting

Category: Climate

  • A Climate Report on the Warm Laptop

    A Climate Report on the Warm Laptop

    A reader wrote in this week with a question that deserves a serious answer, so here is an unserious one.

    Our team did a careful study. By study we mean someone knocked it off the table to see what would happen.

    The Short Version, Told Slowly

    If you take only one thing from this, take this: a barometer made of one irritated tail is not a bug. It is the product.

    We asked a customer for feedback. They looked at us, blinked slowly, and left a single hair on the form.

    As always, results may vary, fur may transfer, and the management accepts no responsibility for the hairball.

  • Snow Day Forecast for the Food Bowl

    Snow Day Forecast for the Food Bowl

    We have been doing this for what feels like nine lives, and we are still not sure who is in charge.

    We asked a customer for feedback. They looked at us, blinked slowly, and left a single hair on the form.

    The Short Version, Told Slowly

    The old guard prefers a barometer made of one irritated tail. The new guard prefers whatever is on the other side of the door.

    Experts agree that a radar that only tracks laser dots is essential. Experts also agree that this is a very long way of asking for a snack.

    As always, results may vary, fur may transfer, and the management accepts no responsibility for the hairball.

  • Why Thunder Means Hide in the Closet

    Why Thunder Means Hide in the Closet

    We have been doing this for what feels like nine lives, and we are still not sure who is in charge.

    The old guard prefers a seasonal outlook based on window real estate. The new guard prefers whatever is on the other side of the door.

    The Short Version, Told Slowly

    Naturally there was a committee. Naturally the committee was a pile of boxes, and naturally one box was occupied.

    Our team did a careful study. By study we mean someone knocked it off the table to see what would happen.

    Thank you for reading, and please do not leave anything on the edge of a surface. You know why.