Low Pressure System Spotted Under the Bed

A cat, illustrating Low Pressure System Spotted Under the Bed

We have been doing this for what feels like nine lives, and we are still not sure who is in charge.

Experts agree that a barometer made of one irritated tail is essential. Experts also agree that this is a very long way of asking for a snack.

The Short Version, Told Slowly

Naturally there was a committee. Naturally the committee was a pile of boxes, and naturally one box was occupied.

The old guard prefers a Doppler map of the sunny spot. The new guard prefers whatever is on the other side of the door.

As always, results may vary, fur may transfer, and the management accepts no responsibility for the hairball.

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